Ostrich Adultery

"So we get a few drinks together at The Safari Bar and you claim these are mine? I am a councilman out here! Oh no, i know some hyenas with no futures that will take care of this."

Vulture Nightclub

"They're breakdance fighing!"

Astro Pop Thief

Figaro wondered all day about how everyone knew he ate the last Astro Pop.

Gesundheit!

"This would be the record! 12 in a row!"

The Shopping List

"Okay, we need milk, eggs, bread, a shirt for me because everyone is tired of me not wearing one around the hous...hey who wrote that?"

The Giant Kid

"I am just going to play it cool, step over this log and pray to every God that lives in the sky that the giant kid in the Yankee hat does not decide to eat me like a Pollio string cheese."

Cooking Lessons

"I'm not saying I don't like it. I am just saying you tend to be a touch too conservative when it comes to the use of spices."