Ostrich Adultery

"So we get a few drinks together at The Safari Bar and you claim these are mine? I am a councilman out here! Oh no, i know some hyenas with no futures that will take care of this."

Vulture Nightclub

"They're breakdance fighing!"

Astro Pop Thief

Figaro wondered all day about how everyone knew he ate the last Astro Pop.

Gesundheit!

"This would be the record! 12 in a row!"

The Shopping List

"Okay, we need milk, eggs, bread, a shirt for me because everyone is tired of me not wearing one around the hous...hey who wrote that?"

The Giant Kid

"I am just going to play it cool, step over this log and pray to every God that lives in the sky that the giant kid in the Yankee hat does not decide to eat me like a Pollio string cheese."

Cooking Lessons

"I'm not saying I don't like it. I am just saying you tend to be a touch too conservative when it comes to the use of spices."

Progress

""Mystery flavor fruit roll up, huh? So you don't know what flavor it is until you taste it? What will they think of next?"

Here's Looking At You, Kid

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. "

Stand Up

"I swear to God if you are doing the standing like a person thing again, I will lose it on you!"

Quality of Life

"What happen to this city? You can't even smoke in bars anymore!"

Wild Dogs

"Guys...I really think it is just a painting."

A Question About Buffalo

"Okay...okay now we know! Buffalo do not fly!!!"

Polar Bear Honesty

"Yes, that is a dead seal you see at my feet. I killed it. I am a polar bear and seals are a major part of my diet. Don't...don't talk to me about the seal being cute. I live on an iceberg and I can't be concerned with what my food looks like. I am a polar bear."

Duck Museum

"Can we agree now that coming to the duck museum was a bad idea?"

A Hairy Situation

Bernard worried that he would grow to regret ever agreeing to be the national spokesperson for Nair.