Progress

""Mystery flavor fruit roll up, huh? So you don't know what flavor it is until you taste it? What will they think of next?"

Here's Looking At You, Kid

"If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life. "

Stand Up

"I swear to God if you are doing the standing like a person thing again, I will lose it on you!"

Quality of Life

"What happen to this city? You can't even smoke in bars anymore!"

Wild Dogs

"Guys...I really think it is just a painting."

A Question About Buffalo

"Okay...okay now we know! Buffalo do not fly!!!"

Polar Bear Honesty

"Yes, that is a dead seal you see at my feet. I killed it. I am a polar bear and seals are a major part of my diet. Don't...don't talk to me about the seal being cute. I live on an iceberg and I can't be concerned with what my food looks like. I am a polar bear."