Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Hair Hat

"My hat? Well, I just cut off my hair, tied it all together and made it into a hat. I invented a hair hat. What did you invent?"

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

No Body, Bro

"Dude! Bro! Dude! Bro! It is happening right now, this second as we speak! I have no body, dude! Shred it! Totally rippin'! YES!"

Monday, July 26, 2010


"Did I sit in the sun and get a terrible, terrible sunburn? Yes. Will you bitching and moaning to me about having more sense than that make the awful pain of the sunburn go away? No. No it will not."

Thursday, July 22, 2010

No Pants Warrior

"I did it again. In my haste to get out of the house, I put on my belt but neglected to put on my pants. Man, egg on my face!"

Wednesday, July 21, 2010


"Wait a second, this is not a Casablanca themed party! Doug, you are a dick!"

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Monday, July 19, 2010

The Lost Pot

"Alright! I give up! The gold pot is lost, okay? We have lost the gold pot! Your father is going to be so pissed!"

Friday, July 16, 2010

Fence Contest

"Okay, so basically I have, um, taken some skulls from animals I found around the, uh the house here aaaaaaaaanndd I have put them on this fence here. Yeah, it is a fence decorated with skulls. Sooooooo, this is my idea. Okay, I literally found out you guys wanted new ideas five minutes ago. Give me until tomorrow afternoon. You won't be disappointed."

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Dickhead Whale

"Man, what kind of a whale makes us take him on a sleigh ride during the worst storm of the year? "

Indian Style

"Actually we just call it sitting, bro. Wow!"

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

What Are We?

"Yes, I have seen my reflection in various bodies of water when we go to get drinks but we are not fucking dinosaurs!"


"Frank, you mention Goldilocks one more time and I wil eat you in front of your son."


"Check the yellowpages she says. You know the Smiths have the internet in their house! I don't see why we have to keep checking the yellowpages! Oh man, are cabs under taxi or cabs? If we had the AOL in our house we would just type it all out and the answer would be zapped to our house! Here we are taxicabs. Hmmm, under taxicab, huh?"

Thursday, July 1, 2010

We've All Been There!

"Oh fuck, I don't think I locked the teepee!"

Taste the Rainbow

"Guys! Guys! Guys! I do not have any skittles! Chill out!"

Cranky Deerlike Creatures

"Let me get this straight, Carl. We walk through the Goddamn desert in the middle of the dry season because you want to be more spontaneous and now you want to just stop because you got some sand in your eye! Oh no, get up! We're finishing this!"

A Fatal Mistake

"No, no, no...let me at least go see what they want. What is the worst that can happen? Hey fellas, what I can do you for?"